Define "chronic" masturbator.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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