Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.