fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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