In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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