So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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