everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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