32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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