i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
