what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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