i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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