i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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