high people should be assigned attendants
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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