nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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