i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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