apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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