Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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