My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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