dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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