TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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