I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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