I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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