Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
