it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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