You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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