S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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