But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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