my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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