How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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