Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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