I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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