Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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