its not stalking. its research.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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