I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
