I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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