"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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