i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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