i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I need water and some morals
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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