some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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