Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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