And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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