why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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