I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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