On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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