I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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