The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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