WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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