Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
