? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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