it was like his penis was on wheels.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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