my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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