It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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