I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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