Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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