11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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