we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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