At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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