Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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