ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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