he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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