spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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