I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
send nudes
from the living room?
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