what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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